Emily's review of Satisfyer wander woman wand

I've never been much of a wand girl but I really respect their history. They're a pioneering sex toy and a favourite for many. It might be that my journey into wand world was doomed from the start when I bought a bone-shaking plug-in Doxy wand. I knew it would be too powerful - but it was great for massages!

I was hesitant to get another wand but I just couldn't resist the Satisfyer Wander Woman Wand. I love the name. I love the gorgeous lilac colour with rose gold. The price was really reasonable for a wand. And it ticked off my other must-haves: USB chargeable, no cord, and 100% waterproof.

It's a reasonable size for a wand 13.30 inches or 33.7cm in length with a 7 inch or 17cm girth. It's heavy and it's got a lovely soft-silicone head. I found it much easier to clean than other wands I have owned. It's also much softer than other wands. You can remove a sleeve off the top head to really give it a good clean.

There are over 50 vibration patterns and they're powerful. I kept it on the lowest setting and found the edging pattern best to use. Power Queens will absolutely love how strong it gets.

I enjoyed using it a lot and if I was ever to use a wand it would be this one. But I prefer the pinpoint pricision of direct clitoral stimulation. You'll love this is you don't like direct stimulation and prefer a more spread out pleasure.

Despite this I've used this wand every day! Just not in the way I thought I would. The wand takes pride of place on my work desk - and I use it every few hours on my neck and shoulders!

It really is the best massager ever. Honestly, it works out muscle tension so well. After a Zoom call where I forgot that it was sitting front and centre by my documents I did realise I might have some explaining to do though...So now it's in the drawer!