I bought a horse in Skyrim. I promise that’s important to this review. Anyway, I bought a horse in videogame-land and I named her Pak. I became quite frantic that I would accidentally get Pak killed along the hazardous roads of Skyrim. In my first foray of owning her, she died once by bear and once more because my follower threw a fireball at a bandit and Pak, leaping in to defend me, got caught in the crossfire. Needless to say, after reloading I decided to give Pak one last ride and get her to the safety of a stable near a city.
Isn’t this supposed to be a sex toy review? I promise, I’m getting there.
I decided that this ride would be one to remember, but how? Well, how about mimicking the punting movement of my character and mount myself upon something as well. And this is where the Pipedreams Fantasy Fetish Inflatable Hot Seat comes in.
There are so many options for vibrators online, but the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat just seemed to pair perfectly to this idea and what better way to spice up my solo sex life than to seat myself right on the hot seat and decided to do a bit of role play. Sexy role play. Now, while horses are majestic creatures, I don’t find them a particular turn on, but if I was going to take what would otherwise be quite a boring virtual horse ride, then I thought I ought to make it as fun as possible for myself.
I was not disappointed.
Now, the packaging of this leaves a lot to be desired. The woman on the box is in a deep, uncomfortable-looking squat and the entire look of it seems to be for the pleasure of third-party viewing rather than the user’s own. However, don’t let the packaging scare you, when it’s just you, the seat and the open Nord wilds of Skyrim, it is very pleasurable indeed. The vibrator is relatively short, but isn’t too wide. Could be good for anal play as well as vaginal, depending on your preference.
Set up was easy, it is a manual blow up toy, but it only took a few minutes of my huffing away to blow the adult toy up to full buoyancy. The dildo atop the seat is made of a very firm jelly, there’s no wiggle there, just a solid erection rising from the seat’s centre. It is still body safe though which is good enough for me.
Making sure the vibrator had batteries and was ready to go, I placed a condom on the appendage for easy clean-up and sat upon it. Picking the controller up again, I turned the vibrator on and began my long ride back to a city.
Woah, Nelly, the remote controlled vibrator was stronger than I anticipated, but it was a great feeling. Matching my movements to the horse and leaning forward and back depending on terrain, I got to experience a surprising range of sensation on this toy. This product has a range of vibrator ability depending on how I was leaning, and while I did miss the hum of a clitoral vibrator on this, it may have proved too much for me anyway.
It took me about an hour to ride back to the city (with detours), with tranquil winds in my virtual hair and in that time I was able to reach the heights of pleasure four times. Four! It was fantastic.
The vibrator on this is the buzzy kind, so I got to experience a slower build-up than I generally find with rumbly vibrators and that was one of my favourite parts. The anticipation of what was coming was so awesome, every side-to-side movement matching to my horse edging me closer and closer. While there is no clitoral stimulation, there was one moment when I was traipsing downhill for a long time and the leaning forward positioned the vibrator very pleasantly against the G-spot. I liked that hill. It was a goooood hill.
Reaching the city, my role-play continued as I dismounted both in-game and in reality. My legs jelly and thighs burning from holding myself upright. Cheeks flushed with exertion and back prickling with a light sweat. I peeled the condom off and used toy cleaner on the vibrator for maximum hygiene. I was rather pleased at my ability to choose the perfect vibrator for this venture.
The Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat did as advertised and went beyond. It forayed into my solo role-play scenario very nicely and I was incredibly pleased with the results. Now, this isn’t a toy I would go to as a default, but I loved this experience and would probably incorporate it again into a masturbatory session if I wanted to multitask and play something as well. I’m guessing it would work quite well alongside porn as well, moving in sync with your chosen visual preference, using speed and roughness as a guide, teasing yourself as you go along.
This may have been a hot take use of the Inflatable Hot Seat, but the powerful vibrator was so enjoyable and something I hadn’t done before but would certainly do so again. So, if you’re looking for a wild ride, maybe introduce yourself to the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat by Pipedreams.
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